I always knew that some day someone would invent "colored" toilet paper. I mean really...who wants to "do the duty" with the plain ole' white stuff? Renova has now made fashionable toilet paper in designer colors. It's reported to be soft and silky and make you feel "oh-so-special" at the modest price of $13 for a three-pack.
I wonder if they chose the colors based on the color wheel or some special color coordination model? Maybe the next step is for scented toilet paper. I don't know about you, but I always take time to smell my toilet paper, and doggone it, I am getting tired of the same ole' scent. It's time to freshen it up Mr. TP Company!!
And take a look at that photo! It looks to me that if I buy their toilet paper, I am sure to score with a hot lady who wears short dresses. For you single guys out there, that should really light your fire to pay over $4 a roll. I can hear the packages flying off the shelves already.
Hmmm...I wonder if they've been thinking about "glow-in-the-dark" toilet paper? Now there's an idea!!